"I don't want to lead your goblin army," I told the Dragon Queen. "So now can I go meet the unicorns?"
"You won't be able to get too near," she said, patting my hand. "They think you've already accepted the commission."
"Why do they think that?" I asked.
"Because you are wearing the Mailcoat of Light. Only a goblin General receives such wargear from my armory."
