"Why should I even lead your creepy goblins?" I pouted as the Dragon Queen placed a heavy gouged halfhelm on my head. "What's this," I sniped. "The magic helmet of something something?"
"This is Goblin Iron," she answered. "Why do you think I want you in my Goblin army? Because only Goblin soldiers get Goblin Iron. Where I'm sending you, I need you protected by something stronger than magic."
