"Goblin barracks are not easy to clean," the Dragon Queen said as I looked around my new rooms.
"Oh really," I said. "Is it because goblins live here?"
"Not only that," she pointed to a pair of giant monsters lying comfortably on a heap of ragged underclothes. "The Skrats don't move once they nest, and they nest on pretty much anything that isn't warded. You know, like the invisible Skrats who made it impossible to pick up laundry in your old room back home."
